INVASION MARYLAND!
After a few short years ... the armies of Bragunica (Led by the Monopolord Himself) Are coming back to conquer the land that gave him life. When questioned about his action, Mr. Bragunier had this to say:

"I am stronger now. I have seen all that is necessary... It is time to move forwardI have decided to first retake the homeland... incorporate their people into my army, and then continue to bring the fight to all places where justice has fallen!!!!"

He then laughed in a way that made me cry... the eyes glistened with an intensity better suited the cornered wolverine than that of a man. Beware all that stand in his way... THE MONOPOLORD COMETH!

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Ok... So Thursdays are OFFICIALLY the most useless day of the week. I think next week I'll just go to the beach. I mean... I've looked over every sports page, checked the job lines, the onion... every damn newspaper in the world... drank a gallon of diet coke. Billed ZERO HOURS! Woo Friggin hoo...

I used to think wednesdays sucked...

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Bragunica Conquered

General Lala without the assistance of other members of the M2 Militia successfully invaded and overtook Bragunica. During Surrender Negotiations, Lala pronounced "I am BraguniGirl!".

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Stupid Television!!!

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I ACTUALLY FINISHED SOMETHING!

Yes, it took about 9 months longer than I thought it would... but birthing is a difficult thing. I am flying back to florida tomorrow afternoon to unleash my online rental application on the U S of A. I think I built Toollender V Free.0

I have high hopes, tied down with my long history of the reality(see utter duds) of how hard it is to get people signed up on a website. Last night I woke up in the middle of the night and realized why i never completed my online democracy application... I didn't have the database that I used for Toollender when i built netd. So I figure I'm gonna spend some X-TV time(I've given up television in order to succeed in business) And Finish that baby right off the bat. I think it may be possible to combine the renting, selling and voting/blogging applications into one mother site eventually... but I'm not going to get ahead of myself. First... I have to open my own little rental shop out of my garage (that i rent... the irony). Then... I gotta go back to work to get money to do business... which costs money. I have to fill out paperwork to open BRAGUNICA INDUSTRIES. Doesn't that sound cool. So ... its gonna be busy Spring. It's gonna be a great year everybody. Winter is on the outs... BRAGUNICA IS ON THE IN!!!! Go Terps!!! I'll be at the Miami game on the 5th... I'll be the guy in the MD Jersey #25.

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Ah Yes... Another year. I needed some time to collect my thoughts away from USA TV. So I transplanted to Di Islands Mon!

Bragunica is currently located in Simpson Bay on the beautiful island of St Maarten. I'd invite ya to visit mon... but its a one room apt... and dere's no room. It's basically a dirty version of Hawaii. Which I like... because I found Hawaii to be a little too far from reality for my tastes. Too Beautiful if ya know what i mean... and if ya don't... you should really go to Maui and discover what paradise really is. It will numb you.

Anywho... I got here and I finished Stephen King's Dark Tower Series. He finally ended a book. I was impressed. It was also helpful to read because he basically wrote about his procrastination over 20 years completing a story. Procrastination and its defeat is something i needed to see. Thank You Mr. King. So I've gotten back into building my two brainchildren. Toollender.com and Netdemocracy.com. Wish Me Luck!

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So I'm sittin on this train in Germany at 6am headin to Frankfurt around May of last year. And this german fella that speaks pretty good english sets down next to me. And I'm the first American he's gotten to speak with about the whole "War" thing. He's yellin at me about how what we did in Iraq was horrible and wrong, and how it was a huge setback for the world. He was yelling about how Bush was the worst leader in the world. Yadda Yadda...

And I look at the guy... note this is after being awake all night after fleeing prague and some unsavory business dealings... And I say Look! You know how not all the German people dug HITLER, but he still did what he did! That's kinda how it is in America right now, half the nation thinks we've been hijacked by a madman.

Sidenote: Mention Hitler and boy do them Germans get quiet.

Anywho... he told me to go back to America and fix this. I thought that was a bit much to ask one blurry eyed drunk at 6 in the mornin after just meeting me. But anyway, I voted for Kerry today. Are we all good now? If America endorses the other guy... can I come live with you?

And a special note to you, Junior. You're young... there's all sorts of things you can do with the rest of your life... in prison. You should have been impeached and I shouldn't have had to choose between you and a Red Sox fan.*

*After the fact... George, please don't kill me