Hello, Thru my life i've added up a substantial amount of debt... with no physical belongings to show for those debts.

I own nothing except the computer i'm typing on, and a few power tools. The opening bid to this auction is for my entire debtload which includes:

College Loans
Taxes/Back Taxes
old utility bills
2 very old credit card debts
one medical bill from my motorcycle accident
2 upcoming root canals
ebay's gonna charge me 2%

What do you receive for winning this auction?

Option 1:
$2000/yr for the rest of my life OR 1% of my yearly After-Tax Earnings... whichever is greater.
Paid in quarterly payments of $500(or the last quarter's 1%/4) each year. Dates Negotiable.
This is Transferrable, feel free to sell it.

Option 2:
Name my first born after you. (Your Firstname Your Lastname Bragunier)
Specify if you'd prefer to wait for your gender.
Quarterly Reports on your Namesake's advance thru life.
If i fail to procreate, then a message on my tombstone saying:
Thank "Your Name Here" for all your help in my life.
Non-transferrable

Information will be provided to said woman before proposal of marriage... or unprotected sex.

Both Include: Life insurance policy of $50,000 with you as the sole benefactor.
Monthly News Report on my new debt-free life, and hopefully the good i do with it.
My Undying Gratitude.
If you desire... a link of your choosing on all websites I own.

My Agreement to insure payment:
I will own but 1 credit card, and never put more than $500 on it, and pay it in full each month for the rest of my life.
(I'm trying to get my credit up good enough to rent cars! Just made it to $600 whoopee.)
I will never purchase a vehicle on a payment plan... will only pay in full.
I will never take out any loan other than to purchase a house.
(Real Estate seems pretty safe right? ... Negotiable... I can rent)
I will not assume the debt of anyone else.
You have Access to my Yearly/Quarterly Tax Returns and Filings.

This arrangement may be purchased back BY ME at any time for a single payment of 1 million dollars.
Payment of this auction is accepted in person. Cause somebody's getting a hug. Who is this man I'm freeing from debt? What chance do I have of making this 1 million dollars?

My Name is Michael Lawrence Bragunier.

I make a living as a Freelance Web Programmer.

I just spent January on an island in the carribean(Bonus from a very good client - Luxury Yacht Group) finishing up my own project that allows anyone to lend anything they own, and borrow from anyone else: http://www.lendables.com (Currently its called toollender, but I think lendables is a better name) Three years ago I built out another idea http://www.netdemocracy.com that I have yet to figure out exactly what to do with. My own terribly ugly homepage is afool.com You can see pictures of Jimmy and Reggie there(my bulldog and pugg), and other pictures of recent years at the photo album link.

I'm a 29 year old single male. I grew up in a little town in Western MD named Williamsport. I have a BA of Communications, Legal Institutions, Economics and Government from The American University in Washington DC(The largest section of my debt). I was Student Council President both my junior and senior year of high school at Williamsport High. I was kicked out half way thru my first year because of ringleading a cheating scandal on our Midterm for Advanced Biology. I got an award for getting the most students in the county to give blood for the Red Cross. I once urinated into somebody's bottle of listerine at a Delta Chi party, then left it on the bathroom sink. I've got long hair that i've sworn not to cut until i reach 180lbs. I'm about 30 lbs overweight, but I just took up Kayaking. I'm terrible at golf, but love it dearly. I love riding motorcycles a little more, but don't really like biker rallies. I smoke a pack of cigarrettes a day. I recently weened myself off television and discovered an additional 6 hours of time each day. I've read a ton of books, which I blame for my education more than I do my degree. I love movies, and have probably seen at least half the movies at any given video store. I went to college to become a lutheran minister, then had a class in western philosophy one semester, and religions of the east the next. And so I've decided that I can't choose any of them, and I'm pretty much on my own in figurin out what's going on. My personal opinion is that, you might be stuck living this same life over and over again, so this is heaven(or hell) depending on how you live your life. I've lived a pretty miraculouse life, with a lot of amazing things happening to me. And I hope you granting me my freedom will be the next.

Thank You for taking the time to look me over. Be good ;)

Please email me before bidding... i'd like to thank you for the thought.